Don't Mess with Mike

"I do NOT like the taste of plastic"

Why does everyone want to mess with Wazowski? For all those not in the know, I received this little stuffed Monsters Inc creature from my employer last August as a token of appreciation for my excellent client focus. I would have preferred a monetary reward, but hey, I’m in Romania as part of an off shoring initiative, so we’re obviously trying to cut corners. I’ve grown close to the green fella (and I think my coworkers were sick of looking at him) so I decided he deserved a trip to Romania just as much as I did. People at work used to tease him and I’d walk into the office in the morning only to find him in various poses. Would you want someone twisting your limbs in every direction and setting you up with props to make you look stupid? I don’t think so. I must thank Tito though for thoughtfully providing him with his hardhat; it really came in handy when the ceiling in our office building semi-collapsed.

So getting back to my point, I thought, at the very least, this European trip would provide him the opportunity to escape from all the torture inflicted on him by his so-called “friends”. I, apparently, was wrong. He seems to make enemies at any Synygy location as you can see above. Paul, our new Systems Administrator, has confessed to being the latest offender. I don’t think Mike appreciates his protective head gear being shoved in his mouth. You better watch your back. Even though he’s only got one eye, it’s a big one, and it’s on you. Don’t forget, he’s in the office over the weekend, and I would hate for anything strange to happen.